Week in review · every Tuesday
The recap your
league group chat
can’t write.
Garbage Time reads your Sleeper or ESPN league’s box scores and writes the week up like a sports desk that’s covered your league for years and has opinions about everyone in it.
- 1Marcus6-188.4
- 2Priya5-281.0
- 3Danny4-374.9
- 7Ben2-538.2
- 8Chris1-612.1
“Chris paid $43 for Jordan Mason and then benched him. He is 1-6 and the waiver wire is a very expensive hobby for him at this point.”
What lands in the inbox
Power Rankings
1–N, every weekA transparent power index — points pace, all-play record, recent form, roster strength, luck. The writer ranks from the numbers and defends every slot.
The Bench Mob
pts left on the pineAn exact optimal-lineup solver finds what you should have started. Then it tells everyone about the 24 points you left on your bench.
Luck Report
expected vs actualAll-play records, schedule-luck (“you’d be 8-1 with Dave’s slate”), and Monte-Carlo playoff odds once the race matters.
Your Week
one card, your teamEvery subscriber gets a personal top block: your rank vs. your points, your playoff odds, and your next opponent, scouted.
Set it once
Connect
Paste a Sleeper username or an ESPN league ID. Private ESPN leagues take your cookies, encrypted.
Set the tone
A 1–5 dial from mild ribbing to unhinged, plus a profanity switch. Add your league’s inside jokes.
Tuesday morning
The recap generates and sends itself after your waivers clear — in your league’s timezone. You do nothing.
Every league has a Chris.
Connects to Sleeper and ESPN. Free during the beta.